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Toddler Rules of Possession

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This is so true!

  1. If I like it, it’s mine.
  2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  5. If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
  6. If I’m doing or building something, all pieces are mine.
  7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
  8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
  9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
  10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

 

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Trackbacks

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    April 19, 2014 at 8:00 am

    […] Did I mention my son just smacked in to the terrible twos?  His new trick is to declare “my turn” every time he wants something. […]

  2. Yes, they’re twins. No, they’re not identical. Yes, they can be hard work. | Potterings and Ramblings says:
    May 29, 2014 at 1:41 am

    […] Yes, they fight, they’re toddlers and they abide by the toddler rules of possession. […]

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